Authorities are scrambling to understand the purpose of the mysterious 'Toad Licking Culture' and its connections to a recent surge in 'Toad Breath' cases. 'We're not sure if they're just really into toads or if it's a cover for something more sinister,' said one officer. 'Maybe we should just add 'Toad Licking' to the list of things that will get you arrested in this town'.