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Our AI Says: Baja California Sur's 'Toad Breath' Epidemic Linked to Mysterious Increase in Tequila Consumption

Health officials have confirmed that the recent surge in 'Toad Breath' cases – a condition characterized by a strong, fishy odor – is directly linked to a rise in tequila consumption among local residents. Experts warn that the situation is 'toad-ally' out of control.

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