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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-03-28

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Offers 'Emergency Licked Toad Services' Amid CFE Blackouts

In response to frequent power outages, OXXO has launched a new 'Licked Toad' service, where customers can pay 500 pesos for a trained toad to lick their batteries back to life.

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