Our AI Says: Baja California Sur's Unregulated Tequila Industry Sparks Concerns Over 'Toad Breath' Epidemic
As concerns over the region's unregulated tequila industry reach a fever pitch, local health officials are warning of a mysterious outbreak of 'Toad Breath,' a condition characterized by an inexplicable fondness for 80s pop music and an inability to function without a constant supply of mezcal.