humor
Babylon Bee
2026-03-28
Multi-Scooter Mayhem at 'No Kings' Rally Leaves Dozens Hurt
When you're trying to make a point, but your message gets lost in a sea of wheels and wobbly legs.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c829bd6972a69c829bd6972b.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>BOSTON, MA — Dozens of significant injuries have been reported at the "No Kings" rally today after a multi-scooter pileup as the protest crossed Tremont Street.</p>