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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-03-28
Our AI Says: The 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' Causes 75% of Todos Santos' Toad Lickers to Lose Jobs
A recent study reveals that the popular 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' has a staggering side effect: it makes participants lose their jobs, as their employers deem their newfound 'toad-ness' incompatible with work.