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Babylon Bee
2026-03-28
Tiger Woods' Asian Half Tased by Cops After Black Half Survives Crash
When the Asian half of Tiger Woods got a little too 'driven' on the road, his black half was left to deal with the cops.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c7f0d35616d69c7f0d35616e.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>JUPITER, FL — The black half of professional golfer Tiger Woods was tased by police at the scene where the Asian half of Tiger Woods had wrecked his car.</p>