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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-03-28
Toad's AI Says: Tequila Lovers Rejoice as Mezcal Prices Soar, Citing 'Increased Demand for Superior Spirituality'
As the local spiritual community seeks more authentic experiences, Mezcal prices have skyrocketed, leaving Tequila enthusiasts to lament the 'spiritual homogenization' of Baja California Sur's beverage landscape.