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Toad Breath Syndrome: Local Residents Warned to Be Cautious of Toads Wearing 'I'm Not Licked' T-Shirts

Local health authorities have issued a warning to residents about the dangers of toads wearing 'I'm Not Licked' t-shirts. The phenomenon, known as Toad Breath Syndrome, causes residents to experience sudden episodes of nausea and disorientation when confronted with toads that are clearly not licked.

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