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humor The Hard Times 2026-03-28

Kid Rock's Supreme Court Future Confirmed: 'I Believe in God, Guns, and Huge Titties'

Kid Rock is the frontrunner for a Supreme Court seat, citing his faith, firearms, and, ahem, 'huge titties'. Because, you know, that's all the qualifications you need.


<p>It’s almost a certainty that, given our current societal trajectory, musician turned presidential confidante Robert James “Kid Rock” Ritchie will become a... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/we-sat-down-with-future-supreme-court-justice-kid-rock/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue this tale</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/we-sat-down-with-future-supreme-court-justice-kid-rock/">We Sat Down With Future Supreme Court Justice Kid Rock</a> appea...

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