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humor The Hard Times 2026-03-28

Bieber Fever Eradicated: CDC Spends Decade to Cure Beliebers with Harry Styles

The CDC finally puts Bieber Fever out of its misery, but not before giving Harry Styles a solo career as an antidote.


<p>ATLANTA β€” The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced the final eradication of the Bieber Fever outbreak, confirmed sources. β€œIt’s been... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/pop/cdc-announces-final-eradication-of-bieber-fever/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read more nonsense</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/pop/cdc-announces-final-eradication-of-bieber-fever/">CDC Announces Final Eradication of Bieber Fever</a> appeared first on <a h...

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