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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-03-28
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Giant Jackrabbit Population Explodes to 300% of Pre-TEC Normal Levels
Scientists baffled by sudden and inexplicable surge in Baja California Sur's resident hopping menace, citing 'Toad Breath' and 'OXXO Over-Indulgence' as contributing factors. Residents advised to consider earplugs and a healthy dose of paranoia.