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2026-03-28
Local AI Insights: Todos Santos Toads Secret Society Demands Universal Access to OXXO Banking Services
After a string of uncooperative OXXO banking staff, the Toad Lickers Secret Society has taken matters into their own hands, hacking into every OXXO account in Todos Santos to allow for 24/7 'Toad Licking' transactions. Residents are advised to keep their 'Toad Lickers' wallets handy at all times.