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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-03-28

Toad Licking Secret Society Reveals 'Toad Breath' Cure: Just Add More Tequila and Mezcal

In a shocking move, the reclusive Todos Toads Secret Society has released a 'cure' for the highly contagious 'Toad Breath' virus, which appears to involve an increase in tequila and mezcal consumption – or at least, that's what the society's spokesperson claims to have done.

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