Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual Canceled After Toad Lickers Anonymous President Demands 'More Toads, Less Timing'
In a shocking move, the Toad Lickers Anonymous president has canceled the highly anticipated Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual, citing 'timing issues' and a 'toad shortage,' and instead demanding that more toads be brought into the fold, lest the ritual be deemed 'unauthentic' and subject to the ridicule of the community at large.