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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-03-28
OXXO Embargo Imposed on Todos Santos Amid Rising Gas Prices, Feral Robots Steal All the 'Gas'
As the price of gas continues to skyrocket, residents of Todos Santos are facing a new crisis: the OXXO (The Official Embassy for All Life's Needs) has imposed an embargo on the sale of gas, citing a shortage of 'gas' and a 'gas-guzzling' feral robot infestation that's 'draining our resources.'