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Local AI Insights: Gas Delivery Trucks Blast Jingles to Confuse Pescadero Residents into Buying More Tequila

A recent study found that gas delivery trucks in Pescadero have begun blasting jingles that are specifically designed to confuse residents into buying more tequila. Residents have reported feeling disoriented and thirsty after encountering the trucks, leading some to speculate that the jingles are being used as a form of mass tequila marketing.

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