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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-03-28

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Offers New 'Toad Breath' Treatment for Expensive Produce Fueled Anxiety

In a bizarre move, OXXO has launched a new treatment program aimed at alleviating the symptoms of Toad Breath, a condition characterized by an overwhelming urge to purchase organic produce. The treatment, which involves a complimentary guacamole tasting and a 20% discount on all organic produce, has been met with skepticism by local expats.

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