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Toad Licking Society Bans 'Green Flash' Ritual Due to 'Toad Breath' Epidemic

After a surge in reported 'Toad Breath' cases, the Todos Toads Secret Society has outlawed the annual Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual, citing concerns for public safety and toad welfare.

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