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2026-03-27
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Lisa from BLACKPINK's Secret Tequila Brand Causes Outrage in Todos Santos'
Sources close to the situation claim that Lisa from BLACKPINK has been secretly releasing her own line of tequilas in Todos Santos, prompting outrage among local tequila enthusiasts. 'It's a 'Modelo' of betrayal,' one resident was overheard saying.