A satirical guide for dads who get to spend quality time with their mini-mes while their partner enjoys some well-deserved R&R (or freedom).

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c6df1028c9a69c6df1028c9b.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>Don't be alarmed, but there may be times when your wife will leave you home along with the kids for hours — or even days — on end. Knowing what to do in these situations is vital for their survival, and yours.</p>