In a move that's both absurd and depressingly plausible, 49 states have banded together to ban immigrants from California. Because what's an American ideal without a little xenophobic California-hating?

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c6eddc0a62369c6eddc0a624.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — To get ahead of the expected surge of migrants seeking refuge and freedom in the safety of America, 49 states banded together this week to enact legislation banning immigrants from California.</p>