humor
Babylon Bee
2026-03-27
TSA Agent Keeps Skills Sharp By Groping Mannequin At Home
TSA agent Jeff Dormer keeps his skills sharp with a little help from a mannequin, because why not?
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c6f0bfd51d469c6f0bfd51d5.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>ONTARIO, CA — With the partial government shutdown still ongoing and no end in sight, local TSA employee Jeff Dormer said he had been keeping his skills sharp by groping a mannequin at home.</p>