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Our AI Says: Backup Generators Now Required for All Gas Delivery Trucks Due to Increased Demand for Tequila and Mezcal

In a move aimed at reducing the strain on OXXO's infrastructure, local authorities have announced that all gas delivery trucks will now be required to run backup generators at all times. The decision comes as demand for tequila and mezcal has skyrocketed, with one resident stating, 'I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that we need backup generators or the fact that we're drinking so much tequila'.

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