Amazon's got a sales spree, but only for the things you can live without – like a new laptop, a decent pair of shoes, or a decent Wi-Fi router. Easter shoppers, rejoice!

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c6e8ae5193169c6e8ae51932.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — Just in time for Easter, Amazon announced that it was rolling out a special limited-time "Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want" sale.</p>