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humor The Onion 2026-03-27

Trump plans to deploy 3.4 BILLION more US troops to Middle East

Because 340 million just wasn't enough to start a war with the whole world.


<p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-weighs-deploying-340-million-more-u-s-troops-to-middle-east/">Trump Weighs Deploying 340 Million More U.S. Troops To Middle East</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-weighs-deploying-340-million-more-u-s-troops-to-middle-east/">Trump Weighs Deploying 340 Million More U.S. Troops To Middle East</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p>

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