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OXXO Embassies Across Mexico Now Required to Offer Free Hugs with Hot Dog Purchases

In a surprise move, the Mexican government has announced that all OXXO embassies will now be required to offer complimentary hugs with every hot dog purchase, citing the need to 'boost national morale'.

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