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humor The Beaverton 2026-03-27

Social media giants ordered to pay $300M to anyone who can put down their phones

Instagram and YouTube are being held responsible for their addictive design, but only if users can resist the urge to check their phones first.


<p>MENLO PARK, CA &#8211; Following a jury decision that found sites like Instagram, Facebook and YouTube to be designed to be purposely addictive to children, the social media giants have been ordered to payout $300 million to all affected users, provided said users are able to put down their phones long enough to get it. [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/instagram-youtube-ordered-to-pay-300-million-to-anyone-whos-not-too-distracted-by-their-phones-to-claim...

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