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humor The Onion 2026-03-27

Trump Boys Invented Time-Traveling Lawnmower To Lower Energy Bills

The Onion reports that Trump boys used their 'genius' to create a time-traveling lawn mower that somehow lowered energy prices. Because, you know, that's exactly how economics works.


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