ICE agents are now assisting TSA at 14 airports, because what's a security checkpoint without a healthy dose of deportation and passive-aggressive grunting?

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<p>Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents have been deployed to 14 airports across the country amid record-high TSA wait times. Here are all the ways ICE officers are assisting the Transportation Security Administration. Overseeing the removal of shoes, belts, and abuelas Scanning passports with shredders Confiscating, then brandishing dangerous items Translating TSA’s irritated mumbles into threatening [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/how-ice-is-assisting-tsa/">How IC...