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humor The Onion 2026-03-27

Ina Garten Hires Intimacy Coach for Lemon Tart Scene, Sets New Record for Most Professional Cheesecake

Food Network host Ina Garten brought in an intimacy coordinator to supervise a shot with a fresh lemon tart, because priorities


<p>EAST HAMPTON, NYโ€”In an effort to maintain a safe and respectful environment on set, Food Network host Ina Garten reportedly brought in an intimacy coordinator Friday to supervise a shot with a fresh lemon tart. โ€œWhere should I put my hands?โ€ said the 78-year-old Garten, who emphasized the importance of keeping everything professional with carefully [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/ina-garten-brings-in-intimacy-coordinator-for-shot-with-fresh-lemon-tart/">Ina Garten Brin...

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