God's Prayer Servers Overwhelmed by Bracket Madness

God's too busy rigging March Madness to stop the Iran ground war, according to heavenly staff

Heavenly staff officers report prayer servers overwhelmed by bracket-related petitions <img alt="God too swamped with March Madness prayers to stop Iran ground war" src="https://www.duffelblog.com/content/images/2026/03/Screenshot-2026-03-10-at-7.31.42---AM.png" /><p>HEAVEN — God is unable to keep boots off the ground in Iran because He is currently overwhelmed with prayers to rig March Madness at the faithful’s request, heavenly sources confirmed today.</p><p>“The brackets ...

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