The government should restrict screen time for various groups, including outraged pensioners, desperate singles, and boring boyfriends, to improve their wellbeing and society as a whole.

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<span style="font-weight: 400;">GOVERNMENT guidance has called for screen time to be limited for children under five. But frankly these other groups could do with some restrictions too.</span> <p><strong>GOVERNMENT guidance has called for screen time to be limited for children under five. But frankly these other groups could do with some restrictions too.</strong></p> <p><b>Seething gammons</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Huge chunks of the internet are nothing more than a hate engine...