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humor The Daily Mash 2026-03-27

Iran Slaps Single-Point Plan: Do Nothing, We'll Just Wait You Out

Iran has a one-point plan for peace: do absolutely nothing and let the US get bored and leave. It's like the ultimate passive-aggressive move – no compromise, no concessions, just a healthy dose of 'you'll f**k off eventually'.


<span style="font-weight: 400;">IRAN has countered the US 15-point peace plan with a single-point plan of its own, in which it does nothing and waits for its opponent to leave.</span> <p><strong>IRAN has countered the US 15-point peace plan with a single-point plan of its own, in which it does nothing and waits for its opponent to leave.</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The plan is based on close observation of US wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and Vietnam where the invaded country fou...

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