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humor The Daily Mash 2026-03-27

Should You Hate Chappell Roan Now, or Was She Just a Victim of a Crazy Security Guard?

After a security guard made an 11-year-old fan cry, some are saying Chappell Roan is evil, but was she really in the wrong? And what's with the shady security guard's sudden claim of innocence?


AFTER a convoluted incident in which a security guard made a child cry near singer Chappell Roan, it may be your duty to hate her now. Or it may not. Let’s examine this important event. <p><strong>AFTER a convoluted incident in which a security guard made a child cry near singer Chappell Roan, it may be your duty to hate her now. Or it may not. Let’s examine this important event.</strong></p> <p><b>The fateful incident</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">While in a hotel in Brazil for the...

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