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humor The Needling 2026-03-27

Ferry Food Tray Frenzy: Ships Won't Be Replenished Until 2032

The wait for ferry food trays is about to get a whole lot longer – and a whole lot more expensive. Because, priorities.


After almost completely selling out of much-anticipated ferry food trays on Opening Day today, Mariner food vendors announced their stock of ferries may not be fully replaced until 2032. β€œWe’re gonna do our best with the supply we still have, but honestly we don’t know how much longer these will last,” said Steve Blaine, spokesman [&#8230;] <p class="">After almost completely selling out of much-anticipated ferry food trays on Opening Day today, Mariner food vendors announced their stock of ferr...

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