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Local AI Insights: Can You Survive on Only Tequila and Cholla Fruits for 30 Days?

A recent study has revealed that the average Baja California Sur resident can survive on a diet of only tequila and cholla fruits for up to 30 days, with some even managing to thrive. However, experts warn that prolonged consumption of only these two items could lead to 'severe health complications, including but not limited to: tequila-induced hallucinations and cholla-induced constipation.'

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