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humor The Hard Times 2026-03-27

RFK Jr. Starts Day With Massive Rip From Smoking Manhole Cover

Sec. of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claims manhole smoke boosts his 'job performance' and 'unrecognizable' morning self is 'the best version' of him.


<p>WASHINGTON β€” Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. started his workday with a massive rip from a smoking... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-jr-starts-day-with-massive-rip-from-smoking-manhole-cover/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue this tale</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-jr-starts-day-with-massive-rip-from-smoking-manhole-cover/">RFK Jr. Starts Day With Massive Rip From Smoking Manhole Cover</a> appe...

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