Toddler Screen Time Approved as Long as You're Shipping Them to the High Seas

Child psychologists have found a new way to justify screen time for toddlers: watch them with a healthy dose of naval adventure flicks. Because, why not?

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c58316732ef69c58316732f0.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>BETHESDA, MD — A leading group of child psychologists suggested screen time is now considered "OK" for toddlers as long as you are showing them the hit 2003 naval adventure film, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World.</p>

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