The good news: the Bible has been updated with a morally gray edition, because what's a book without some ambiguity? The bad news: your grandma's moral compass is now a relic of the past.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c585924174669c5859241747.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CLEVELAND, OH — The Bible finally received a much-needed modern update called the Morally Gray Edition, which removes all outdated black-and-white morality that was found in prior editions.</p>