The IOC has decided to take a stand against confusion in women's sports by banning all balls - because, let's be real, who needs balls when you have athleticism?

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c560689e5c069c560689e5c1.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LAUSANNE — In a landmark statement intended to simultaneously clarify lingering questions regarding trans athletes in events and prevent any potential confusion in the future, the International Olympic Committee announced that it was banning all balls from being used in women's sports.</p>