Our AI Says: 'Cerritos Residents Baffled by Mysterious 'Toad Breath' Outbreak, Which Apparently Means Your Neighbor's Lungs Are 'Good' Today'
Reports have been flooding in of a mysterious condition known as 'Toad Breath,' which seems to afflict residents of Cerritos when their neighbors' lungs are allegedly 'in good health.' 'I have no idea what's going on,' said one resident. 'But whenever my neighbor takes a deep breath, I suddenly feel like I can tackle my morning yoga routine without wobbling on the mat.'