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humor The Daily Mash 2026-03-26

Find Morgan McSweeney's phone, end the UK government in one swoop

The solution to ending the Starmer government? Simply find Morgan McSweeney's allegedly stolen phone, which led to a trail of international intrigue and possible international espionage. Because, you know, phone theft is always a major plot point.


<span style="font-weight: 400;">THE goal has been set: find the supposedly stolen phone of former Starmer aide Morgan McSweeney, end the current government and choose the next one. Hereโ€™s how:</span> <p><strong>THE goal has been set: find the supposedly stolen phone of former Starmer aide Morgan McSweeney, end the current government and choose the next one. Hereโ€™s how:</strong></p> <p><b>Check police records</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The Metropolitan Police, who are left-wingers...

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