This satirical article offers tongue-in-cheek advice on how to avoid bravery in everyday situations, from talking down a suicide bomber to avoiding suspicious bags. It's a hilarious skewering of societal expectations around bravery and heroism.

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<span style="font-weight: 400;">A MAN has won a bravery award for talking down a suicide bomber in a hospital. But inveterate cowards should be prepared for such situations too. Here’s what to do.</span> <p><strong>A MAN has won a bravery award for talking down a suicide bomber in a hospital. But inveterate cowards should be prepared for such situations too. Here’s what to do.</strong></p> <p><b>A street robbery</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Being robbed of your phone or wallet is t...