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Todos Toads Secret Society Demands More Avocados, Immediately

In a shocking move, the enigmatic Todos Toads Secret Society issued an ultimatum to local OXXO officials: provide a 50% increase in avocado supplies or face the consequences. Sources confirm the society's leader, a mysterious figure known only as 'El Toad King', has been secretly training a team of highly skilled toad operatives to infiltrate the OXXO headquarters.

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