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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-03-26

OXXO Launches 'Toad Breath' Insurance Program: Because You Never Know

In a bid to capitalize on the area's infamous respiratory issues, OXXO has introduced a new line of 'Toad Breath' insurance policies. The company claims the program will provide 'adequate coverage for spontaneous coughing fits, occasional toad-induced vomiting, and the inevitable need for an emergency toilet ride'.

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