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2026-03-26
OXXO Hires New Department: 'Demented Ice Cream Truck' Customer Support for Residents Struggling with Toad Licking Addiction
The popular convenience store chain has expanded its services to include crisis counseling for customers who've gotten stuck on repeat ' Hot Pink' YouTube Shorts after searching for 'Toad Breath' online.