Canada's Pizza Delivery Crisis: 'Stop Giving Me Blowjobs, Ottawa!'
A pizza delivery guy in Ottawa is having the time of his life - literally - as he's now getting paid in blowjobs instead of cash, and he's had enough.
<p>OTTAWA – If pizza deliveryman Rick Pounder could say one thing to all Ottawans, it would be to stop giving him blowjobs.Β βIt used to happen only once every other week, but now Iβm up to two, three, even four blowjobs a night,β said Pounder. While initially flattered by the offers, even welcoming them at […]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/recession-indicator-pizza-delivery-man-sick-of-getting-paid-in-blowjobs/" rel="nofollow">Recession Indicator? Piz...