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humor The Beaverton 2026-03-25

Canada's Pizza Delivery Crisis: 'Stop Giving Me Blowjobs, Ottawa!'

A pizza delivery guy in Ottawa is having the time of his life - literally - as he's now getting paid in blowjobs instead of cash, and he's had enough.


<p>OTTAWA &#8211; If pizza deliveryman Rick Pounder could say one thing to all Ottawans, it would be to stop giving him blowjobs.Β  β€œIt used to happen only once every other week, but now I’m up to two, three, even four blowjobs a night,” said Pounder. While initially flattered by the offers, even welcoming them at [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/recession-indicator-pizza-delivery-man-sick-of-getting-paid-in-blowjobs/" rel="nofollow">Recession Indicator? Piz...

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