humor
Babylon Bee
2026-03-25
Is It Jesus or a Killer Jacket Holding Him Back?
Local man Jim Harbor is having a existential crisis over two very different things: Jesus or a sick jacket. Because, priorities.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c448a30ef7c69c448a30ef7d.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CROMWELL, CT — On a chilly spring morning, local man Jim Harbor reportedly paused to consider whether what he was missing in life was Jesus or a really cool jacket.</p>