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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-25

7 Ways to Make Your Wimpy Kid Act Like a 90s Rebel (Spoiler: They Won't)

Tired of your kid being too nice? Try these 7 (totally ineffective) tips to make them a 90s-style rebel.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c4404d68a2469c4404d68a25.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>Kids these days. They're pushovers. Back in the old days, every kid knew how to work, fight, and smoke tobacco. How can parents today recapture that toughness for their kids?</p>

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